Monday, May 18, 2009

TV Shows I Have Never Watched

by Phyllis

I hear people all the time talking at work about what was on TV last night. And it is not uncommon to see facebook 'friends' let me (and hundreds of other interested people) know they are working hard now so they can get home and catch Desperate Chuck's Bones or Dancing With Grey's Anatomy or How I Met Your Prison Nanny or something like that.

So I started to pay a little attention and keep track. I watch some network television (and I don't have cable), so I began to jot down shows networks are unsuccessfully pushing at me but apparently successfully getting everyone else to watch. So below is a list of shows I have never seen. And, yes, I have seen few seconds of some as I flip through hoping ESPN magically shows up somehow, but never have I seen an entire episode of any that follow. And I have never seen a second of most of them:

24
Lost
Grey's Anatomy
Desperate Housewives
How I Met Your Mother
Chuck
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Numb3rs
Fringe
The Mentalist
Bones
NCIS
Gossip Girl
Supernatural
Cold Case
Without a Trace
Prison Break
Heroes
Friday Night Lights
The Bachelor
The Bachelorette
Brothers and Sisters
Dancing With the Stars
Super Nanny
Ugly Betty
Wife Swap
The Big Bang Theory
Criminal Minds
Rules of Engagement
The Unit
Survivor
American Dad
Dollhouse
Family Guy
Lie To Me
So You Think You Can Dance
'til Death
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
CSI: NY
CSI: Miami
CSI: Nampa