Monday, October 25, 2010

Maybe I Should Write Something

by Phyllis

It was pointed out to me a lot of what I have to say is negative. So I will try to keep my posts a little more upbeat from now one. Starting with this one:

---Is there a person in he right mind on this planet rooting for Brett Favre? Do you even like him if you are a long-time Vikings fan? Terrible. Dreadful. And not worth any more of my time. Go back to your tractors and Wranglers.

---The Yankees are out of the playoffs? Shame. And now bars and businesses will lose hundreds of thousands of dollars? Wrong. They won't lose it. They just don't get it. And who cares? It's New York.

---LeBron James thinks people should stop being angry he signed with the Heat? Now listen, King, as I am a supporter of yours. I like to see a guy do freaky things on the basketball floor so I have followed you in years past. It isn't that you signed with the Heat. It's how you did it and how you got together with your buddies D-Wade and Bosh and set it all up, like those bastards in the sixth grade who stacked the football teams during lunch recess. No one likes that. No one.

---Craig James, would you please give me your opinion of Boise State football? I really want to hear it. I am sure you have some fresh perspective no one has shared yet. So, please explain how BSU would do if they were in another conference. And tell me what chocolate would taste like if it tasted like something else. And one last thing: I had to go to bed early that night, so please recap the last 3 or 4 minutes of the 1980 Holiday Bowl. Thanks, pal.