Monday, January 5, 2009

That's Quite Enough, Thanks

by Phyllis

I like college football. I may even love it. But there are certainly a few things I could do without.

1. The running, jumping chest bump (or 180 spin back bump). Seriously. Find another way to celebrate. Go back to the good old high five.

2. The DB who gets up and waves his hand across the front of his helmet (like a windshield wiper or something) after he has just broken up a pass. (Most of the time he really had nothing to do with it; the ball was overthrown or dropped.)

3. The book, chapter, and verse from the Bible written in the eye black of every member on the team. Just write the whole verse on there, please. We all have HD.

3a. The offensive lineman with his whole face painted black or like Putty's face on Seinfeld. If it doesn't scare me, it is not scaring that freak across the line.

And lots of other stuff. Honestly, I just want to see these guys play football. Oh, and another thing. Keep showing Colt McCoy's family. That's very interesting.

1 comment:

michelangelo said...

what verse of scripture is it? i never can make it out. is it the same verse for every team? or does it depend on the team?